(RELATIVELY) NEW AMAZING SPIDER-MAN POSTER

HELLO BASTARDS.

 
 

 

The trailer for THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN didn’t do much for me, but this poster is pretty tough.

 

I’m not a big comics guy, but they seemed to have taken a lot of liberties with the source material. And I don’t know about this “Untold Story” bullshit. Who isn’t familiar with Spidey’s origin? That said, perhaps they’ll just mess with us geeks and completely change it. Maybe Peter Parker will be a Greek immigrant who gains his powers from an infected falafel.

 

If we’re gonna fuck with Spider-Man, why not give him a more interesting villain than The Lizard? My vote is for Sharktopus.

 
 

 
 
 

 
 
 

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