In the illustrious history of gory Kung Fu flicks, I have yet to come across anything with more splatter than RIKI-OH. This classic not only kicks your ass, it also smashes your skull, chokes you with your own intestines, and makes sexy-time with free-range livestock.
Highlights include over-the-top frolicking, tendon self-repair, instant weight loss, a total disregard for PETA, an inexplicably sexy dude, piehole rearrangement, and a Main Boss that looks like one of the Garbage Pail Kids on steroids. And finally, let’s not forget the clip made (in)famous by The Daily Show:
PUT YOUR WEIGHT ON IT!
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