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George C. Scott plays a composer who, trying to escape ghosts from his past, moves into a big, creepy mansion in the middle of nowhere (which, if you think about it, makes total fucking sense). Unfortunately for him, said house has its share of ghost problems as well.

With PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 3 hitting theaters this weekend, I thought I’d help my fellow Bastards either (a) not waste their cash at the local megaplex, or (b) wash the rancid taste of PARANORMAL ACTIVITY out of their mouth.

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Katie’s cleavage is not featured in the latest sequel

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THE CHANGELING fucking rocks, and George C. Scott proves once again why he’s the man. Honestly, I had a hard time believing the Winter/Spring relationship depicted, but then again, he is George C. Scott, and what chick wouldn’t want to bang Patton?

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Jon Abrams is a New York-based writer, cartoonist, and committed cinemaniac whose complete work and credits can be found at his site, Demon’s Resume. You can contact him on Twitter as @JonZilla___.

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