HEY BASTARDS.

We’re getting our first look at the trailer for G.I. JOE: RETALIATION and it’s jam packed with all the mayhem I wanted in the first film. I am a kid of the 80’s. I spent more time on my knees than Monica Lewinsky setting those bastards up for maximum carnage(does a reference to a 90’s sex scandal in a story about an 80’s toy being made into a film for 2012 make sense? Nope, but go with it anyway jerkies)!

Jon Chu is taking over for Stephen Sommers who left the project after demanding an elaborate dance number(I may have that wrong). Oddly enough Chu is best known for STEP UP 2: THE STREETS which I didn’t see but The Creeper did. He said it was good but no LAMBADA.

So here we go with the boom:

Put me down for a ticket bastards, I am in line for this one. Of course, I would also be in line to see Michael Dudikoff smack some guy in the nuts so what the hell do I know?

SEE YOU ON FORTY DEUCE,

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Jon Abrams is a New York-based writer, cartoonist, and committed cinemaniac whose complete work and credits can be found at his site, Demon’s Resume. You can contact him on Twitter as @JonZilla___.