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Harkin Banks: So what happens now?
Sylvia Fonda: First we take off our clothes and then we fuck our brains out.
Those instructions never sound bad coming from Shannon Tweed, but my inner fat man says fuck this movie for not having any actual hot dogs in it. However, god breast it for the snow bunnies. Seriously though Bastards, this film holds up about as well as Creeper after two 40oz’ers and a knock on the head.
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Jon Abrams is a New York-based writer, cartoonist, and committed cinemaniac whose complete work and credits can be found at his site, Demon’s Resume. You can contact him on Twitter as @JonZilla___.
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