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Robert Quarry, or “Count Yorga” to you Bastards, returns as THE DEATHMASTER.
In this particular cinematic treasure, our hero plays…wait for it…a VAMPIRE! Crazy, right?
Instead of being suave and sophisticated, however, this vampire is a fucking hippie. He even has his own bongo player to provoke spontaneous dance parties. Not the coolest thing, I admit. At least it’s not those Hot Topic vampires from UNDERWORLD, I guess.
The flick’s not bad, but it’s no classic. But hey, I guess a random bongo player should count for something.
Stick to COUNT YORGA, folks.
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Jon Abrams is a New York-based writer, cartoonist, and committed cinemaniac whose complete work and credits can be found at his site, Demon’s Resume. You can contact him on Twitter as @JonZilla___.
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