THIS JUST IN: LEPRECHAUN IN SPACE A WORK OF
Instead of doing important shit like space exploration, astronaut training, or trying to find the planet full of hot green aliens, NASA instead decided to issue a warning that the film APOLLO 18 is, in fact, a work of fiction.
Before we go any further, check out the trailer below:
Well, Bastards…were you fooled? While watching the trailer, did you, at any point, think, “HOLY SHIT! WE ACTUALLY WENT TO THE ACTUAL MOON AND GOT OUR ACTUAL ASSES HANDED TO US BY ACTUAL ALIENS!” and then proceed to wrap your head in tinfoil?
No? Congratulations. You’re not fucking retarded. I’m tempted to rant about how The Man thinks the general population couldn’t find their rectum with both hands, but working with the public myself, I’m sad to report they’re right. We are a bunch of morons.
Still, if you thought APOLLO 18 was legit, you’re taking inbreeding to a sad new level.
This isn’t like BLAIR WITCH. Everyone knows that shit was real.
Thanks to /Film for the skinny.
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