Tidbits and bullshit from around the
Just in case you could give a fuck less before, Paramount has announced yet another sequel/prequel to the unjustifiably popular PARANORMAL ACTIVITY series.
The studio doesn’t have any details, so we can’t confirm whether or not Katie’s triumphant rack or her d-bag boyfriend will return to the franchise. But an insider source verified that the studio will invest about $12 in the budget, retarded audiences will pay millions to see it, and there will be plenty of cheap jump scares to prove you have a functioning central nervous system.
SOURCE: BADASS DIGEST
I still say Kirsten Dunst is kinda hot.
In a small bit of “HOLY FUCK! THE SKY IS BLUE!” news, Rooney Mara, star of the incredibly shitty NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET remake, recently went on record declaring that the NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET remake is, in fact, incredibly shitty.
“Sometimes you don’t want to get something but you do a really good job and you get in anyway. That’s kind of [what happened] with A Nightmare on Elm Street-I didn’t even really want it. And then I went in [to audition] and I was like, “Fuck. I definitely got that.”
Insider Tip: Next time, don’t fucking audition. Idiot. And quit taking yourself so goddamn seriously. You were in a sequel for URBAN LEGENDS, for chrissakes.
Source: Bloody Disgusting
Finally, AICN scored a pic of Sly Stallone from the upcoming Walter Hill flick, BULLET TO THE HEAD. This photo doesn’t show much, outside of Sly still being ugly as hell, roided to the gills, and a boxers man. I honestly didn’t need that last piece of information.
I’m curious to see if Hill has anything left in the tank, but if John Carpenter’s THE WARD is any indication, we may be fucked.
Exclusive teaser below:
Steve Guttenberg not mentioned in any of the above projects.
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