Ready to put the hurt on Christmas? Then you’ve found the right flick. Someone is getting stabby on the streets of London and making the poor victims die excruciating, though creative, deaths. DON’T OPEN TILL CHRISTMAS stacks up a body count that would give Jason Voorhees a little stiff in the machete. This gift from hell comes with gallons of blood and the required nudity that befits any vintage piece of cheesy ’80s slasher. Dig it!
LOCKED AND LOADED,
MR. SIX
Editor-In-Chief at Daily Grindhouse
Jon Abrams is a New York-based writer, cartoonist, and committed cinemaniac whose complete work and credits can be found at his site, Demon’s Resume. You can contact him on Twitter as @JonZilla___.
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