Willy: Is everything all right?
Kirsten: No, Willy, Gramps is a Nazi.
Who would have thought a flick with Santa, Nazis, Grizzly Adams, boobs, and one pissed off Elf all shot on “monster-vision” would suck? Nobody. Nobody would have thought that. This chaotic piece of psychotronic Christmas cheer is a masterpiece of crazy. Dig it!
MERRY CHRISTMAS, BASTARDS!
SEE YOU ON FORTY DEUCE,
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