Dear George Lucas…
I know in the grand scheme of your evil empire, my opinion doesn’t equate to shit. But I swear on the holy name of Steve Guttenberg, I will never EVER watch EPISODE FUCKING ONE in the movie theater again. Not even if you digitally insert nude Kari Wuhrer as Jabba’s pole dancer.
Here are five posters of films I’d rather see than any of the STAR WARS prequels (or for that matter, INDIANA JONES sequels):
Hell, I’d rather do the fucking pigeon.
FUCK YOU GEORGE LUCAS!
Seriously. You arrogant prick.
Source: Your Mom
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