As you Bastards know, the Interwebs have provided mankind with some AMAZING technological advances, such as porn, music piracy, and…uh..more porn.
But one thing the Internet has also done, I’m sad to report, is crush the dreams and fantasies of dorks worldwide. A few years back, I could cherish the memories of all the cool shit I watched growing up. But nowadays, thanks to my computer, I can now look up said shows instantly, and realize how fucking lame I must’ve been.
I used to watch JAYCE AND THE WHEELED WARRIORS religiously. Now, reliving my childhood on YouTube, I’m hard-pressed to remember what kind of narcotics I must’ve been smoking.
Basically, Jayce and his pals – some dude, a little girl, a wizard(?), and a mini-knight(?!) – fight the plant-like Sawboss and his minions of ne’er-do-wells. And they do some in customized cars (which, admittedly, are still kinda cool).
Long story short, the show is kinda stupid. Or maybe repetition and shoddy animation were more easily overlooked by younger eyes.
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