When I want to destroy the dreams of children on a snowy Christmas day, CHRISTMAS EVIL does the trick. Not only does Santa have a case of the munchies when it comes to Mama’s crotch, but he also has a tendency to stick sharp weapons of death into soft flesh. Merry Christmas, kids. Merry Christmas.
SEE YOU ON FORTY DEUCE,
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