There is surprisingly good choreography in this film which spends the bulk of its running time running kids through the Martial Arts Slapstick School. Small Pepper, Bill Sh*t, Rocky, Small Pepper, Hairy, Two Feet (one of the less creative nick-names I’ve come across), Mutt Head, and Fatty are attempting to return some stolen diamonds and end up getting the shit beat out of them at just about every turn. The moral of the story? Keep the fucking diamonds or you will be hurt… also, crackers make terrible weapons.
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