MURPHY’S LAW (1986)

 

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Charles Bronson pulls off another of his wooden Indian performances (don’t worry Chuck, we still love ya)  in this typical 80s action crapfest from Cannon Films. This time around Charlie plays a cop who has been framed for the killing of his ex-wife. While searching for the real killer he’s saddled with a foulmouthed teenager, played by Kathleen Wilhoite, whose main function in the film is to spurt out lines of dialogue like “Suck a doorknob, you homo”, “You’re welcome dildo-nose” and “What took you so long, butt crust?” Guessing screenwriter Gail Morgan Hickman wrote her script while monitoring a grade school recess period.

 

 

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Jon Abrams

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Jon Abrams is a New York-based writer, cartoonist, and committed cinemaniac whose complete work and credits can be found at his site, Demon’s Resume. You can contact him on Twitter as @JonZilla___.
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