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Did your significant other insist you see NEW YEAR’S EVE this weekend? Well, it’s only fair that you get to pick out the next romantic comedy. Besides, there can’t be too much of a difference between NEKROMANTIK and humping Sarah Jessica Parker.
Jorg Buttgereit’s flick is pretty grim and nasty, but not as shocking as people lead you to believe. Especially in this day and age when Vomit Porn is readily accessible. You crazy kids – with your hula hoops, Hi-Top sneakers, and Vomit Porn!
What happened to the good ole days when people were normal and fucked corpses?
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