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Long before Hugh Jackman tickled radio-controlled Autobots in REAL STEEL, Gary Graham and Paul Koslo were mixing it up inside metallic warriors the size of Voltron.
ROBOT JOX is all sorts of cheesy badassery. And it doesn’t hurt that it’s directed by my hero and yours, Mr. Stuart Gordon.
Bastards, do you really want to fight traffic at the local megaplex, fork over $50 in tickets and concessions (yeah, you know your fat ass is getting popcorn and Milk Duds), only to be disappointed by the celluloid turd onscreen? Or do you want to get ROBOT JOX on DVD, watch it in the comfort of your own home (or in this case, your mama’s basement) – and, yes, eat popcorn and Milk Duds?
Also, just to seal the deal, ROBOT JOX features the best ending in the history of cinema.
The power is *yours!*
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