SEED (2007)

 

CLICK THE POSTER TO BUY THIS TURD FROM AMAZON!

 

Ah, that subtle touch of Uwe Boll…

 

Max Seed is a crazy guy who kills folks, lives in a creepy house in the woods, and infuriates the police by sending them lolcat videos. At least that’s what I assume. For one thing, most of the action is so fucking dark I couldn’t make out shit. Secondly, I dozed off about twenty minutes in.

 

If you like real animal torture, boredom, and watching Michael Paré wait for his paycheck to clear, then by all means, check out SEED.

 

Stop! Hammertime!

 
 
 

 
 
 

Jon Abrams

Editor-In-Chief at Daily Grindhouse
Jon Abrams is a New York-based writer, cartoonist, and committed cinemaniac whose complete work and credits can be found at his site, Demon’s Resume. You can contact him on Twitter as @JonZilla___.
Please Share


No Comments

Leave a Comment