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Ah, that subtle touch of Uwe Boll…
Max Seed is a crazy guy who kills folks, lives in a creepy house in the woods, and infuriates the police by sending them lolcat videos. At least that’s what I assume. For one thing, most of the action is so fucking dark I couldn’t make out shit. Secondly, I dozed off about twenty minutes in.
If you like real animal torture, boredom, and watching Michael Paré wait for his paycheck to clear, then by all means, check out SEED.
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