I am done with the jokes. We get it; you’re old and you’re in an action movie acting like it was 1985. The jokes are in THE EXPENDABLES 2, Schwarzenegger’s THE LAST STAND, and appear to be in multiple spots in the new trailer for Stallone’s BULLET TO THE HEAD, a film I am looking forward to more for Walter Hill’s return than for Sly. There are moments in this preview that work really well. Revenge, much like Stallone’s face, never ages, it just takes different forms. But drop the jokes Eastwood never jokes about his age, he just uses it to his advantage (Get off my lawn). Be nice to see others follow his lead. It seems to have worked out okay for him.
The skinny on the flick:
After watching their respective partners die, a cop and a hitman form an alliance in order to bring down their common enemy. BULLET TO THE HEAD stars Sylvester Stallone, Jason Momoa, and Christian Slater. Directed by Walter Hill.
Get clipped February 2013.
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