THE DG LIST: BEST USE OF THE WORD “FUCK” IN FILM

Top ten scenes containing 

 

 

the word “fuck” or a  

 

 

 

fucking variation thereof.

 

____________________

 

 

 

 

 

10. HENRY: PORTRAIT OF A SERIAL KILLER  

 

 

 

Store clerk: How about those Bears?

 

Henry: FUCK the Bears.

 

A badass movie that defines gritty, tough cinema. And the character of Henry is no different. I hate banal conversation, especially with dumbass strangers. Henry handles it perfectly. – THE CREEPER

 

 

09. FROM DUSK TILL DAWN

 

 
 
Seth: Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don’t give a FUCK how crazy they are!

 

One of my favorite lines of all time. FROM DUSK TILL DAWN really doesn’t do it for me, but this line almost makes up for it. Almost. – THE CREEPER

 

 

08. DIE HARD

 

 

 

John Mclane: You MOTHERFUCKER, I’m gonna kill you! I’m gonna FUCKIN’ cook you, and I’m gonna FUCKING eat you!

 

 

John Mclane was one tough  bastard. Even though I dig the first sequel, the rest suck more dick than a porn star at a glory hole party… fuck. – G

 

 

07. ED WOOD

 

 

Bela Lugosi: Karloff? Sidekick? FUCK YOU! Karloff did not deserve to smell my shit! That limey cocksucker can rot in Hell for all I care!

 

ED WOOD is one of the better Tim Burton movies, which ain’t saying much. For some reason, I just like the idea of Bela Lugosi being super pissed at Boris Karloff. – THE CREEPER

 

 

06. BEETLEJUICE

 

 

Betelgeuse:  Nice FUCKING model!

 

We’ve all had days like this. Unfortunately not all of our bad days are immortalized on a DG “fuck” list. – G

 

 

 

05. THE THING (1982)

 

 

Palmer: You gotta be FUCKING kidding.

 

Exactly what I would say upon seeing a man’s decapitated head scurry away from me on spider legs. – POE

 

 

04. DOLEMITE

 

 

Dolemite: I got your boy hangin’! You no-business, born-insecure, jock-jawed MOTHERFUCKER!

 

There is no better wordsmith of the English language than Rudy Ray Moore. – THE CREEPER

 

 

 

03. SLAP SHOT

 


Peterboro Referee: I got my eye on the three of you. You pull one thing, you’re out of this game. I run a clean game here. I have any trouble here, I’ll suspend ya.

 

Steve Hanson: I’m listening to the FUCKING song!

 

Sure, it’s an American movie about an American team, but there’s something so fucking Canadian about the Hanson Brothers – the immortal goons of SLAP SHOT – that you would be hard pressed to find a Canuck who can’t quote at least part of George Roy Hill’s ode to hockey. – SWEETBACK (a Canuck)


 

02. GLENGARRY GLEN ROSS

 

 

Shelley Levene: The leads are weak.

 

 

Blake: “The leads are weak.” The FUCKING leads are weak? You’re weak. I’ve been in this business fifteen years…

 

 

Dave Moss: What’s your name?

 

 

Blake: FUCK you! That’s my name.

 

Pull it out the next time someone asks you your name. – SWEETBACK

 


 

AND THE BEST USE OF “FUCK” IN FILM IS…

 

 

01. PLANES, TRAINS & AUTOMOBILES

 

 

Car Rental Agent: [cheerfully] Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?

 

 

Neal: Yes.

 

 

Car Rental Agent: How may I help you?

 

 

Neal: You can start by wiping that FUCKING dumb-ass smile off your rosey, FUCKING, cheeks! And you can give me a FUCKING automobile: a FUCKING Datsun, a FUCKING Toyota, a FUCKING Mustang, a FUCKING Buick! Four FUCKING wheels and a seat!

 

 

Car Rental Agent: I really don’t care for the way you’re speaking to me.

 

 

Neal: And I really don’t care for the way your company left me in the middle of FUCKING nowhere with FUCKING keys to a FUCKING car that isn’t FUCKING there. And I really didn’t care to FUCKING walk, down a FUCKING highway, and across a FUCKING runway to get back here to have you smile in my FUCKING face. I want a FUCKING car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

 

 

Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement?

 

 

Neal: I threw it away.

 

 

Car Rental Agent: Oh boy.

 

 

Neal: Oh boy, what?

 

 

Car Rental Agent: You’re FUCKED!

 

 

A moment that speaks for itself. – SWEETBACK

 

 

 

 

 

dailygri

dailygri

Daily Grindhouse is living proof that people want something beyond the daily grind...
dailygri


No Comments

Leave a Comment