THE FANTASTIC FOUR (1994)

 

YOU AIN’T BUYING THIS SHIT ON AMAZON, BUT CLICK THE POSTER IF YOU’RE FEELING FROGGY.

 

Pop quiz, Bastards…

 

What do you get when you take a beloved comic book franchise, add Roger Corman, and give it a budget of ten dollars plus all the loose coins you can scrounge up between Uncle Lester’s couch cushions?

 

That’s right. Turkey baunch.

 

Granted, the flick isn’t very good, but this low-budget rendition of THE FANTASTIC FOUR is fairly entertaining. The Thing looks like a Ninja Turtle constructed of Golden Grahams, the Invisible Girl is…uh, invisible, Mr. Fantastic basically uses his powers to trip people, and Jay Underwood maximizes his powers of ridiculous overacting.

 

Still, it’s better than the $100,000,000 shit Tim Story took.

 
 
 

 
 
 

Jon Abrams

Editor-In-Chief at Daily Grindhouse
Jon Abrams is a New York-based writer, cartoonist, and committed cinemaniac whose complete work and credits can be found at his site, Demon’s Resume. You can contact him on Twitter as @JonZilla___.
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