When I think of magic trees I start coughing and craving Funyons. First time (and only time) director Richard Parish had other ideas though when he made the 1964 crapterpiece THE MAGIC CHRISTMAS TREE which gleefully sprays yuletide cheer all over your face courtesy of low-budget bliss. How fucking awful is this film? Note Santa’s desperate escape attempt at the 1:30 mark of the trailer. Yes, it’s that bad.
Merry Christmas, Bastards.
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