I really wanted to wait for our next edition of Grindhouse Grooves to show this to you, but sometimes life gives you a gift that is so perfect in its madness that you need to share it… quickly. This gift comes courtesy of Corey Feldman who’s unleashing his latest single on the world. The song is called ASCENSION MILLENNIUM and the lyrics make about as much sense as the title. I don’t mean the complex analogies are lost on me, I mean I can’t fucking understand a word of it outside of something that will “kill you, in the end.” This track sounds like a cross between FUNKY TOWN by Lipps, Inc and the LAMBDA LAMBDA LAMBDA song that Lewis and Gilbert played in REVENGE OF THE NERDS. So go on, ditch that pool party that nobody is at, embrace your inner Michael Jackson, point to a map (or something) that Sean Astin is holding, and stop making sense. It’s Feldman time.
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