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Gator: Hey Taffy, baby, come suck your daddy’s dick.
Taffy: I wouldn’t suck your lousy dick if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in your balls!
This is the John Waters equivalent of slapping you across the face and rubbing your face in dog shit… to which you respond “Thank you sir, may I have another?” Ask ten different fans of John Waters what his best film is and you will have zero consensus, but for this Bastard, FEMALE TROUBLE is not only the best film that Waters made, it’s the best performance from Divine, and the best Diving/Massey pairing you can find. Now, where I did I put my damn cha-cha-heels?
SEE YOU ON FORTY DEUCE,
G
Editor-In-Chief at Daily Grindhouse
Jon Abrams is a New York-based writer, cartoonist, and committed cinemaniac whose complete work and credits can be found at his site, Demon’s Resume. You can contact him on Twitter as @JonZilla___.
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