A Steven Seagal classic. This flick is all kinds of badass, this was back in the day before it was decided that Seagal was terrible and ran like a girl, back when he could whoop-ass on 5 fuckers without loosing his breath and wore regular clothes instead of kimonos. This film is ridiculous and gives the finger to logic (somehow, after a 7 year coma, Seagal wakes up and still kicks ass… fuck you, atrophy), but goddamn what a ride.
This film may have been better if it was about two nerdish boys who create the perfect woman through “science” who teaches the boys what it means to really love… then Steven Seagal kills them.
SEE YOU ON FORTY DEUCE,
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