WHAT’S DOIN’, BASTARDS?
Remember when M. Night Shyamalan’s name attached to a film could get your dick hard? Me neither. When you skull-fuck an audience with THE VILLAGE and leave fans of your work bloodied and bashed with boredom via cinematic shit-piles like THE HAPPENING and THE LAST AIRBENDER, it’s pretty tough to get amped for your next adventure, even when it stars the greatest father/son combo since Sly and Sage starred together in ROCKY V. This trailer for AFTER EARTH looks like crap. Not sure why I am getting it on the site, but I thought you should know. It could turn out to be good, but that would require me seeing it which I ain’t going to do. One giant turd of a flick is coming in for a landing. You’ve been warned.
LOCKED AND LOADED
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