REVENGE OF THE NINJA (1983)

 

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Cathy: I just want you to teach me the way

Cho Osaki: Well, if you wanna work out, you forgot your pants!

Cathy: Do you really think I forgot?
 

This flick will smack your momma and spit spikes in your face. Then it will offer you a towel to wipe the blood from your eye, followed by several roundhouse kicks and a Chinese star to the forehead. That’s how goddamn cool this bastard is. The 80’s ninja boom was never better than this. Fuck you, Michael Dudikoff.

 

 

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Jon Abrams

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Jon Abrams is a New York-based writer, cartoonist, and committed cinemaniac whose complete work and credits can be found at his site, Demon’s Resume. You can contact him on Twitter as @JonZilla___.
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