Cathy: I just want you to teach me the way
Cho Osaki: Well, if you wanna work out, you forgot your pants!
Cathy: Do you really think I forgot?
This flick will smack your momma and spit spikes in your face. Then it will offer you a towel to wipe the blood from your eye, followed by several roundhouse kicks and a Chinese star to the forehead. That’s how goddamn cool this bastard is. The 80’s ninja boom was never better than this. Fuck you, Michael Dudikoff.
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