THE CREEPER’S BOOK NOW AVAILABLE FOR ONLY 99 FUCKING CENTS!

HELLO BASTARDS.

 

CLICK THE COVER TO BUY!

 

The Kindle version of my book is now available on Amazon for 99 cents. That’s right. For less than a fucking dollar.

 

But Creeper, you say, there ain’t no money in that!

 

Despite the double negative, you are absolutely correct. Honestly, I just want you to check it out. If you dig it, tell your friends. Review and rate it on Amazon. Send it to Dean Koontz with an attached picture of Goatse. Whatever floats your boat.

 

PLEASE. JUST READ IT.

 

And if you’re feeling saucy, let me know what you think.

 

IMPORTANT: The Kindle version does not feature all of the illustrations by Vance Capley. If you want ’em (for free, of course), just drop me a line: Hyata74@hotmail.com

 

CLICK ON BILLY TO BUY!

(Fun Fact: He had HUGE hands!)

 

UPDATE!

 

I have dropped the price of IT FOLLOWS on paperback to just $5! That’ll get you five stories, six illustrations, and an actual book to show off to your friends! (I’m assuming your friends are easily impressed.)

 

PRESS THE BUTTON FOR PAPERBACK AND KICK IT OLD SCHOOL!

OR SOMETHING!

 
 
 

 
 
 

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