HEY BASTARDS.
Some jerk in marketing is messing with my Kung fu… and THIS Bastard HATES to have his Kung fu fucked with! RZA’s THE MAN WITH THE IRON FISTS has been pushed back from an October release to a November release, which means that hopefully before you stuff your mouth with pumpkin pie you can have a foot of fu up your ass. Currently this is scheduled to pop some eyeballs on November 2nd. If I don’t see some blood spilling via some insane fighting by then, heads are going to roll… which means I jump on my little corner of the web to have a piss ‘n’ moan party.
The skinny:
Quentin Tarantino presents The Man With the Iron Fists, an action-adventure inspired by kung-fu classics as interpreted by his longtime collaborators RZA and Eli Roth. Making his debut as a big-screen director and leading man, RZA—alongside a stellar international cast led by Russell Crowe and Lucy Liu—tells the epic story of warriors, assassins and a lone outsider hero in nineteenth-century China who must unite to destroy the clan traitor who would destroy them all.
Since his arrival in China’s Jungle Village, the town’s blacksmith (RZA) has been forced by radical tribal factions to create elaborate tools of destruction. When the clans’ brewing war boils over, the stranger channels an ancient energy to transform himself into a human weapon. As he fights alongside iconic heroes and against soulless villains, one man must harness this power to become savior of his adopted people.
Blending astonishing martial-arts sequences from some of the masters of this world with the signature vision he brings as the leader of the Wu-Tang Clan and as one of hip-hop’s most dominant figures of the past two decades, RZA embarks upon his most ambitious, stylized and thrilling project to date.
SEE YOU ON FORTY DEUCE,
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Oh, MAAAAAAAAAAAAN! Who? Who do I PUNCH??!!