Twitch is now showing photographic evidence that the famous comedy team Mumbles’N’Shorty are finally making their first film together. Mumbles is of course played by Dolph Lundgren, an aging star who likes to kick ass in straight-to-video releases. Shorty is played by Tony Jaa who has the magical power of making ONG BAK movies less enjoyable by the day while convincing us we still care about TOM YUM GOONG 2 (which we do, but fuck Tony just make the damn movie). This was originally going to be a Jaa/Van Damme joint but JCVD pulled a groin muscle doing the splits. This looks to be a Western, Jaa looks like he has too much moose in his hair, and Lundgren looks like he’s about to take his pants off at a bachelorette party. Am I interested? Yeah, I guess. The film is called A MAN WILL RISE (it is not subtitled IN HIS PANTS). Here’s the pic.
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