The late 1980s and early 1990s were a boon for direct-to-video horror and action. The grindhouse cinemas were going the way of the dinosaur and the home video market was a perfect way to distribute low-budget cheapies to the masses. As a result of this, the horror section of your local video store was flooded with sequels that usually bore little to no resemblance to the original film that spawned them. Entries in the AMITYVILLE, HOWLING and WITCHBOARD sagas appeared to be cranked out once a year, and forgotten just as quickly. The SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT series owed quite a bit of its success to the home video market. Some people may not even know that there were five of them.

Yes, there were five entries in the SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT series. The original was infamous for incurring the wrath of concerned mothers everywhere when it was unleashed on audiences in November of 1984 depicting a night of terror perpetuated by a killer in a Santa Claus suit. The film was quickly pulled by Tri-Star pictures (only after it had made a profit) and it developed a cult following, thanks to the controversy as well as to the then-booming home video market.

Four more sequels of varying quality were produced. This month on the REVENGE OF THE POD PEOPLE podcast, Katie Rife and I discuss the SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT franchise. Last month we did the HELLRAISER series, and in watching that franchise from start to finish I found the diamond in the rough that is HELLRAISER: REVELATIONS.

Similarly, the late-era entry SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT 5: THE TOYMAKER is better than it should be.

THE TOYMAKER takes its cue from the lackluster fourth entry in the series, SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT 4: THE INITIATION, and ignores the adventures of Billy and Ricky, the killer Santa’s from the first three films. Instead, the film opens with a young boy witnessing his father’s death at the hands of a killer Santa Claus toy, and for the next ninety minutes, the audience is treated to a horror-and-sci-fi influenced re-telling of Pinocchio featuring killer toys, murderous robots and Mickey Rooney. It is without a doubt the most entertaining entry in the series since the second installment.

There really isn’t much that’s subtle about THE TOYMAKER. I had seen this entry as a pre-teen on cable, and I like to think that at eleven years old I caught on that writer Brian Yuzna was beating me over the head with the Pinocchio references — Mickey Rooney’s character is named Joe Petto, his is named Pino, and a babysitter is reading Pinocchio out loud to young kids — but that’s part of the fun of this forgotten piece of holiday themed horror.

The film is very high-concept, especially for low-budget, direct-to-video trash. The kills are inventive and fun, utilizing some great practical effects created by Screaming Mad George, and there is plenty of gore, a hallmark of Brian Yuzna joint. The film has a very fun Full Moon vibe, with killer dolls and simple story which is a welcome change of pace from the very mean-spirited tone of the original. In fact, much like Pinhead in the later HELLRAISER entries the Christmas theme feels shoehorned in simply to slap the SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT moniker on the box art. It makes one wonder just how much cache the filmmakers thought the franchise had at the time. The stunt-casting of Mickey Rooney, the voice of Santa Claus from the Rankin-Bass Christmas specials of our youth, is inspired, especially since Rooney was one of the most outspoken opponents of the original SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT during its theatrical release in 1984.

Sex was always a selling point on late-night cable trash and the SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT series always explored the concept of sex being “naughty.” THE TOYMAKER keeps with that holiday tradition and we’re treats the audience to some skin from Jane Higgenson as a sexy mom in thigh-high stockings including a great scene towards the end with Pino that revels some weird psycho-sexual undertones that are a hallmark of the series. The centerpiece of the film is an all out toy attack on a young couple involved in coitus orchestrated by Mickey Rooney in a Santa Claus suit. That sentence alone should sell you on this movie, and there’s so much more.

I am quick to note that in the new millennium, spoilers are inconsequential and that knowing a twist in a movie shouldn’t deter from your enjoyment. If that were true, then nobody would ever enjoy EMPIRE STRIKES BACK upon multiple viewings. Part of the fun of THE TOYMAKER is the twists and turns it takes but that’s also one of the best selling points of the film. If you’re still undecided I will sell it to you right now….


The film’s climax involves an android Pino dry-humping Jane Higgenson.

That is all.

Happy Holidays, everybody!


— Mike Vanderbilt.






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Mike Vanderbilt

Mike Vanderbilt

A writer, filmmaker, musician, and amatuer bon vivant, Mike Vanderbilt spends his days and nights on either end of the bar. When not hard at work slinging margaritas, he tries to squeeze in as much adventure, excitement and romance as he can. He also has a certain moral flexibility.
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