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IMDB lists THE VAMPIRE HAPPENING as a comedy, but I honestly don’t recall laughing.
That said, the flick does offer a lot of boobies. So let’s accentuate the positive.
Basically, an American inherits a castle in Transylvania, only to find that the place is overrun by Rocky Horror cosplayers and chupacabra. Or vampires. You decide.
I’ve been on a bad movie tear lately, and after a slew of boring shit along the lines of SWAMP GIRL and THIS STUFF’LL KILL YA, I was practically begging for a flick that delivered something. ANYTHING.
THE VAMPIRE HAPPENING is not a classic. And probably not even very good. But boobs, goddamnit.
Not to be confused with VAMPIRE: WHAT’S HAPPENING!
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