Tough Films For The Rough Crowd

Get ready, boils and ghouls! After suffering for their sins for the past few episodes, Moe and Doug get a brief respite from their usual deep hurting with Chris LaMartina’s WNUF HALLOWEEN SPECIAL, a beautifully constructed tribute to 80s TV with a unique (and spoooOOOooky) found footage edge. Packed with…

SKUNKY! Mike C. Hartman’s first film WRATH OF THE SKUNK APE is full of surprises: The acting is terrible, the plot is confusing, and most of it takes place in the dark, so good luck in figuring out what the heck is going on. Thankfully, it’s short, and on NO-BUDGET…

On an unprecedented episode of NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES, Doug and Moe are facing perhaps their greatest challenge: a movie that isn’t a movie. Sixty straight minutes of Barbie dolls slamming against each other for the amusement of none. Its 2006’s NIGHTMARE MUSEUM and it’s pure pain, administered directly to the eyeballs….

YIPPEE KI-YAY BRAM STOKER! It’s episode 76 of NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES and this time our fiendish hosts are tackling DIE HARD DRACULA, a horror-comedy with a twist: it’s neither horrific NOR funny! It does, however, star Bruce (dad-to-Crispin) Glover as the world’s worst Van Helsing, as well as lovely Czech Republic locations and a rotating cast of – count em! – THREE Draculas. It’s absolutely wretched, but what else is new? ENOUGH TALK, put your lips together and LISTEN!

Time to UNSUBSCRIBE from all other podcasts because NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES is BACK and it’s WEIRD AS HELL. After a trademark hiatus, Moe and Doug delve deep into the behind-the-scenes Canuxploitation classic SPLATTER: ARCHITECTS OF FEAR which shows that behind their veneer of politeness, all Canadians THIRST FOR BLOOD. There’s throat…

  You lucky kids today can toss together a movie on your phone, but back in 1979 it took GUTS and BALLS and SOME SKILL. That’s what 16-year-old Nathan Schiff did with just a dream, a Super-8 camera, and some rudimentary modeling skill, and the result was the wonderfully titled WEASELS RIP…

KILL YOUR DARLINGS and EAT YOUR MAKEUP, it’s time for Episoder 73 of NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES featuring the Patreon-requested shot-on-iPhone exploitation throwback JENNIFER HELP US from 2014! Moe is sleep deprived and Doug is high on caffeine so this time you’re getting  a messy, pun-filled affair with all of the half-considered diatribes you know and love. Grab your skull mask and rev up your chainsaw, folks, because it’s time to dip in right… now!

http://media.blubrry.com/nobudgetnightmares/p/www.nobudgetpodcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/NoBudgetNightmares_Ep72_-_Slime_City_1988.mp3 Podcast:  Download (Duration: 1:55:43 — 106.0MB) Oh don’t lean on me man/ ‘Cause you can’t afford the ticket/ I’m back on SLIME CITY!   NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES returns with the oft-requested, goop-covered, 1980s low-budget classic SLIME CITY from director Greg Lamberson. Filled with grimy ’80s NYC atmosphere and packed with ooze,…

http://media.blubrry.com/nobudgetnightmares/p/www.nobudgetpodcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/NoBudgetNightmares_Ep71_-_Bad_Taste_1987.mp3 THE BASTARDS HAVE LANDED! It’s the NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES holiday spectacular, and this year Moe and Doug are giving themselves a treat: Peter Jackson’s microbudget sci-fi splatter classic BAD TASTE! Stoke the homefire and hang the stockings, because we’re kicking in the new year with BRAIN SQUISHING, SHEEP ‘SPLODING, and…

http://media.blubrry.com/nobudgetnightmares/p/www.nobudgetpodcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/NoBudgetNightmares_Ep70_-_Hobo_With_a_Trash_Can_2015.mp3 Podcast: Download (Duration: 2:03:41 — 99.2MB) Subscribe: iTunes | Android | RSS IT’S HERE! Our rantiest episode EVER! It’s our look at the all-star microbudget anthology spectacular HOBO WITH A TRASH CAN, which is chock-full of aliens, radioactive condoms, murderous apples and SO MUCH MORE. It also contains the…

http://media.blubrry.com/nobudgetnightmares/p/www.nobudgetpodcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/NoBudgetNightmares_Ep69_-_Hauntedween_1991.mp3 Podcast:  Download (Duration: 1:52:09 — 90.0MB) Subscribe: iTunes | Android | RSS It’s our favorite time of the year! The time when ghosts, witches and goblins rule supreme! It’s.. uh.. HAUNTEDWEEN! So get your frat brothers together and slap a coat of paint on the ol’ Burber place, because…

http://media.blubrry.com/nobudgetnightmares/p/www.nobudgetpodcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/NoBudgetNightmares_Ep68_-_Killer_Klowns_From_Kansas_on_Krack_2003.mp3 Podcast:  Download (Duration: 1:39:50 — 80.0MB) Subscribe: iTunes | Android | RSS   PT Barnum said it so long ago/There’s one born every minute don’t you know Just kidding. KILLER KLOWNS FROM KANSAS ON KRACK has absolutely nothing to do with KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE, though it does…

http://media.blubrry.com/nobudgetnightmares/p/www.nobudgetpodcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/NoBudgetNightmares_Ep67_-_Feeders_1996.mp3 Download (Duration: 1:32:12 — 73.9MB) Subscribe: iTunes | Android | RSS KEEP WATCHING THE SKIES! No-Budget Nightmares returns to tackle the mid-90s SOV alien invasion classic FEEDERS directed by Mark & John Polonia and Jon McBride! It has it all: primitive CGI, gore, knee-high aliens, beautiful BABES, and lots…

http://media.blubrry.com/nobudgetnightmares/p/www.nobudgetpodcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/NoBudgetNightmares_Ep66_-_Things_1989.mp3 Download (Duration: 2:07:41 — 102.3MB) Subscribe: iTunes | Android | RSS “D’you want to see some bloood?”. We’ve got ourselves in a TAILSPIN thanks to Patreon campaign contributor Jessica Garcia, who kindly suggested that Moe and Doug FINALLY tackle Canuxploitation classic THINGS! Being faced with such a ghastly, brutal,…

http://media.blubrry.com/nobudgetnightmares/p/www.nobudgetpodcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/NoBudgetNightmares_Ep65_-_Return_Of_The_Ghostbusters_2007.mp3 Podcast: Download (Duration: 1:56:42 — 93.6MB) Subscribe: iTunes | Android | RSS WHO YA GONNA CALL! The.. uh.. Denver Ghostbusters! No-Budget Nightmares takes its first trip into FAN FILM territory, and this one’s a doozy. RETURN OF THE GHOSTBUSTERS brings together a whole new group of ghostbusters, and while they…

http://media.blubrry.com/nobudgetnightmares/p/www.nobudgetpodcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/NoBudgetNightmares_Ep64_-_Nightbeast_1982.mp3 Podcast: Download (Duration: 1:40:00 — 80.2MB) Subscribe: iTunes | Android | RSS It’s a few weeks later and WOMEN’S STUDIES still plague our host’s nightmares. Thankfully, there’s a Baltimore-lensed solution to their problems: Don Dohler’s sci-fi/action microbudget classic NIGHTBEAST! For ONE NIGHT ONLY the show becomes NO-BUDGET LEGENDS as Moe and Doug celebrate the…

http://media.blubrry.com/nobudgetnightmares/p/www.nobudgetpodcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/NoBudgetNightmares_Ep63_-_Womens_Studies_2010.mp3 Podcast: Download (Duration: 2:25:56 — 117.0MB) Subscribe: iTunes | Android | RSS Uh oh! Something has Moe and Doug PEEVED. Yes, it’s the rantiest episode of No-Budget Nightmares EVER as the pair tangle with a viewer-picked movie that proves to be a blizzard of ignorance and threatens to break their…

http://media.blubrry.com/nobudgetnightmares/p/www.nobudgetpodcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/NoBudgetNightmares_Ep62_-_Slaughter_Tales_2012.mp3 Podcast:  Download (Duration: 2:00:53 — 96.9MB) Subscribe: iTunes | Android | RSS Johnny Dickie wrote, directed and starred in SLAUGHTER TALES when he was 14. In case you missed that, let me write it again: Johnny Dickie wrote, directed and starred in SLAUGHTER TALES when he was *14*. The…

http://www.nobudgetpodcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/NoBudgetNightmares_Ep60_-_The_Dead_Next_Door_1989.mp3 Download (Duration: 2:06:31 — 101.4MB) DON’T KILL THE ZOMBIES! LEAVE THE ZOMBIES ALONE!     Assemble your ZOMBIE SQUAD, ladies and gents, because it’s time to dip back into the J.R. Bookwalter tub and experience the delightful dose of Super-8 zombie goodness that is 1989’s THE DEAD NEXT DOOR. STRAIGHT…

http://www.nobudgetpodcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/NoBudgetNightmares_Ep57_-_Hi-8_2014.mp3 Download (Duration: 1:50:01 — 88.2MB) IT’S THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF SOV! The *BEST OF THE BEST* have assembled to form a VOLTRON of microbudget AWESOMENESS! HI-8 is an anthology film that brings together a WHO’S WHO of no-budget directors: Ron Bonk, Donald Farmer, Marcus Koch, Tony Masiello, Tim Ritter, Chris Seaver, Todd Sheets and Brad Sykes! Eight…

http://www.nobudgetpodcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/NoBudgetNightmares_Ep56_-_Manborg_2011.mp3 Welcome to the FUTURE! Or, at least, to the first No-Budget Nightmares episode of 2015! And it’s not just ANY episode, it’s a super special treat for both the audience *and* Moe and Doug as our hosts get PUMPED UP by Astron-6’s immortal MANBORG. Sensational, inspirational AND celebrational, MANBORG…

  http://www.nobudgetpodcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/NoBudgetNightmares_Ep55_-_I_Dream_of_Dracula_2003.mp3 Download (Duration: 1:16:15 — 61.1MB) BORN IN THE USA! Yes, after a lengthy international excursion to Germany and Japan, No-Budget Nightmares is back on home (?) soil for our two eternally jetlagged hosts to enjoy Jim Haggerty’s 2003 vampire-comedy I DREAM OF DRACULA. Here’s a fun drinking game:…

http://www.nobudgetpodcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/NoBudgetNightmares_Ep54_-_Guinea_Pig_1985.mp3 Download (Duration: 1:15:54 — 60.9MB) How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. This episode is PLENTY late, due to some persistent sound issues meaning it had to be recorded TWICE. Yes, TWICE! That means that Doug and Moe had to extract themselves from the slime (and maggots,…

http://www.nobudgetpodcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/NoBudgetNightmares_Ep53_-_Violent_Shit_1989.mp3 Download (Duration: 1:29:00 — 71.3MB) It’s time for some CROTCH VIOLENCE! That’s right, Violent Shitters, on episode 53 of NBN Moe and Doug slip into the dark, German-y sewage of Andreas Schnaas’ 1989 ode to filth and depravity VIOLENT SHIT. The pair tag along with Karl the Butcher as…