A new month is upon us!  As usual, certain items have gone off of Netflix streaming, but there’s no reason to dwell on that (unless you just feel like whining about it) — here are over 100 new and returning titles of note that you can watch right this second just by clicking a few little buttons!  As usual, they’re organized into questionable categories for maximum confusion.

 

Top 10 Recommendations

Affliction (1997, Dir. Paul Schrader) Nick Nolte, Sissy Spacek, James Coburn, Willem Dafoe, Mary Beth Hurt

Evil Dead 2: Dead By Dawn (1987, Dir. Sam Raimi) Bruce Campbell

Galaxy Quest (1999, Dir. Dean Parisot) Tim Allen, Sigourney Weaver, Alan Rickman, Tony Shalhoub, Sam Rockwell, Enrico Colantoni, Missi Pyle

Interiors (1978, Dir. Woody Allen) Diane Keaton, Kristin Griffith, Geraldine Page, Maureen Stapleton Mary Beth Hurt, E.G. Marshall, Sam Waterston

Killing Them Softly (2012, Dir. Andrew Dominik) Brad Pitt, Scoot McNairy, Ben Mendelsohn, James Gandolfini, Richard Jenkins – Read our review here!

Paths of Glory (1957, Dir. Stanley Kubrick) Kirk Douglas, Adolphe Menjou, Ralph Meeker

The Producers (1968, Dir. Mel Brooks) Zero Mostel, Gene Wilder, Dick Shawn, Kenneth Mars, Lee Meredith, Christopher Hewett

Shivers (1975, Dir. David Cronenberg) Paul Hampton, Lynn Lowry, Barbara Steele

Suddenly (1954, Dir. Lewis Allen) Frank Sinatra, Sterling Hayden, James Gleason

The Woman Chaser (1999, Dir. Robinson Devor) Patrick Warburton, Eugene Roche

 

New Releases (Mainstream)

All is Lost (2013, Dir. J.C. Chandor) Robert Redford

The Conspirator (2010, Dir. Robert Redford) James McAvoy, Robin Wright, Kevin Kline, Evan Rachel Wood, Tom Wilkinson

Jackass Presents Bad Grandpa (2013, Dir. Jeff Tremaine) Johnny Knoxville

Killing Them Softly (2012, Dir. Andrew Dominik) Brad Pitt, Scoot McNairy, Ben Mendelsohn, James Gandolfini, Richard Jenkins – Read our review here!

Silver Linings Playbook (2012, Dir. David O. Russell) Bradley Cooper, Jennifer Lawrence, Robert De Niro, Jacki Weaver, Chris Tucker

 

New Releases (Limited Release)

Bad Johnson (2014, Dir. Huck Botko) Cam Gigandet, Nick Thune

Beginners (2011, Dir. Mike Mills) Ewan McGregor, Christopher Plummer, Melanie Laurent, Goran Visnjic

Big Ass Spider! (2013, Dir. Mike Mendez) Greg Grunberg, Clare Kramer, Ray Wise, Patrick Bauchau, Lin Shaye

The Double (2013, Dir. Richard Ayoade) Jesse Eisenberg, Mia Wasikowska, Wallace Shawn, Noah Taylor, James Fox, Cathy Moriarty, Phyllis Somerville, Sally Hawkins, Chris O’Dowd

Filth (2013, Dir. Jon S. Baird) James McAvoy,Jamie Bell, Imogen Poots

The Inevitable Defeat of Mister & Pete (2013, Dir. George Tillman Jr.) Skylan Brooks, Ethan Dizon, Jennifer Hudson, Anthony Mackie, Jeffrey Wright

Le Week-End (2013, Dir. Roger Mitchell) Jim Broadbent, Lindsay Duncan, Jeff Goldblum

Rage (2014, Dir. Paco Cabezas) Nicolas Cage, Danny Glover, Peter Stormare

A Siberian Education (2013, Dir. Gabriele Salvatores) John Malkovich, Peter Stormare

Whitewash (2013, Dir. Emanuel Hoss-Desmarais) Thomas Haden Church

Your Sister’s Sister (2011, Dir. Lynn Shelton) Emily Blunt, Mark Duplass, Mike Birbiglia

 

New Releases (Indie)

Cinemanovels (2013, Dir. Terry Miles) Lauren Lee Smith, Jennifer Beans, Katharine Isabelle, Gabrielle Rose

Dragonfyre (2013, Dir. Kohl Glass) Rusty Joiner

The Girl on a Train (2013, Dir. Larry Brand) Henry Ian Cusick, Nicki Aycox, Stephen Lang

 

New Horror

Cabin Fever: Patient Zero (2014, Dir. Kaare Andrews) Sean Astin, Currie Graham, Mitch Ryan – Read our review here!

The Chair (2006, Dir. Brett Sullivan) Alanna Chisholm

The Colony (2013, Dir. Jeff Renfroe) Laurence Fishburne, Bill Paxton, Kevin Zegers

Dead Within (2014, Dir. Ben Wagner) Dean Chekvala

The Monkey’s Paw (2013, Dir. Brett Simmons) C.J. Thomason, Stephen Lang, Michelle Pierce, Corbin Bleu, Charles S. Dutton

Rigor Mortis (2013, Dir. Juno Mak) Siu-hou Chin

The Sacrament (2013, Dir. Ti West) A.J. Bowen, Joe Swanberg, Amy Seimetz – Read our review here!

Torment (2013, Dir. Jordan Baker) Katharine Isabelle, Robin Dunne, Stephen McHattie – Read our review here!

 

Horror?

The Coed and the Zombie Stoner (2014, Dir. Glenn Miller) Catherine Annette, Grant O’Connell

 

Christian Horror

House (2008, Dir. Robby Henson) Michael Madsen

 

Shannen Doherty vs. Killer Lampreys

Blood Lake (2014, Dir. James Cullen Bressack) Shannen Doherty, Zack Ward, Christopher Lloyd, Lampreys

 

Asylum

Age of Tomorrow (2014, Dir. James Kondelik) Kelly Hu, Anthony Marks, Robert Picardo

 

New Foreign

Dragonwolf (2013, Dir. Raimund Huber)

Hate Story (2012, Dir. Vivek Agnihotri) Paoli Dam

The Suspect (2013, Dir. Shin-yeon Won)

 

Old Horror

Evil Dead 2: Dead By Dawn (1987, Dir. Sam Raimi) Bruce Campbell

The Fly (1958, Dir. Kurt Neumann) David Hedison, Vincent Price, Patricia Owens

The Rage: Carrie 2 (1999, Dir. Katt Shea) Mena Suvari, Amy Irving, Zachary Ty Bryan, Jason London

Shadow of the Vampire (2000, Dir. E. Elias Merhige) John Malkovich, Willem Dafoe, Udo Kier, Cary Elwes, Catherine McCormack, Eddie Izzard

Shivers (1975, Dir. David Cronenberg) Paul Hampton, Lynn Lowry, Barbara Steele

Tamara (2005, Dir. Jeremy Haft) Jenna Dewan-Tatum

 

Sydney Pollack

The Firm (1993, Dir. Sydney Pollack) Tom Cruise, Jeanne Tripplehorn, Gene Hackman, Hal Holbrook, Terry Kinney, Wilford Brimley, Ed Harris, Holly Hunter, David Strathairn, Gayr Busey

This Property is Condemned (1966, Dir. Sydney Pollack) Natalie Wood, Robert Redford, Charles Bronson

 

McG

3 Days to Kill (2014, Dir. McG) Kevin Costner, Amber Heard, Connie Nielsen

Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle (2003, Dir. McG) Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore, Lucy Liu, Bernie Mac, Crispin Glover, Justin Theroux, Robert Patrick, Demi Moore, Shia something, Matt LeBlanc, Luke Wilson, John Cleese, Ja’Net DuBois, Robert Forster

 

Woody Allen

Bananas (1972, Dir. Woody Allen) Woody Allen, Louise Lasser, Carlos Montalban

Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex But Were Afraid to Ask (1971, Dir. Woody Allen) Woody Allen, John Carradine, Louise Lasser, Tony Randall, Anthony Quayle, Gene Wilder, Lynn Redgrave, Burt Reynolds

Interiors (1978, Dir. Woody Allen) Diane Keaton, Kristin Griffith, Geraldine Page, Maureen Stapleton Mary Beth Hurt, E.G. Marshall, Sam Waterston

Love and Death (1975, Dir. Woody Allen) Woody Allen, Diane Keaton, Georges Adet

A Midsummer Night’s Sex Comedy (1982, Dir. Woody Allen) Woody Allen, Mia Farrow, Tony Roberts, Mary Steenburgen, Julie Hagerty, Jose Ferrer

The Purple Rose of Cairo (1985, Dir. Woody Allen) Mia Farrow, Jeff Daniels, Danny Aiello, Paul Herman, Van Johnson, Edward Herrmann, Milo O’Shea, Dianne Wiest

Radio Days (1987, Dir. Woody Allen) Mia Farrow, Diane Wiest, Julie Kavnet, Tony Roberts, Danny Aiello, Jeff Daniels, Diane Keaton, Seth Green, Mike Starr, Larry David, Paul Herman, Don Pardo, Kenneth Mars

Sleeper (1973, Dir. Woody Allen) Woody Allen, Diane Keaton, John Beck, Howard Cosell

Stardust Memories (1980, Dir. Woody Allen) Woody Allen, Charlotte Rampling, Jessica Harper, Tony Roberts, Daniel Stern

Zelig (1983, Dir. Woody Allen) Woody Allen, Mia Farrow, John Buckwalter

 

Obligatory Owe Boll Film

Rampage: Capitol Punishment (2014, Dir. Uwe Boll) Brendan Fletcher, Lochlyn Munro

 

Animation

Chicken Run (2000, Dir. Peter Lord, Nick Park) Mel Gibson, Phil Daniels, Jane Horrocks, Miranda Richardson

Cool World (1992, Dir. Ralph Bakshi) Kim Basinger, Gabriel Byrne, Brad Pitt

Jay and Silent Bob’s Super Groovy Cartoon Movie (2013, Dir. Steve Stark) Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith, Eliza Dushku, Tara Strong, Neil Gaiman, Jon Lovitz, Scott Mosier

 

Animation With Voice Acting By Sean Connery

Guardian of the Highlands (2012, Dir. Sascha Hartmann) Sean Connery, Alan Cumming, Miriam Margolyes, Ruby Wax

 

War!

Defiance (2008, Dir. Edward Zwick) Daniel Craig, Live Schreiber, Jamie Bell

The Desert Fox: The Story of Rommel (1951, Dir. Henry Hathaway) James Mason, Cedric Hardwicke, Jessica Tandy, Leo G. Carroll

The Hanoi Hilton (1987, Dir. Lionel Chetwynd) Michael Moriarty, Jeffrey Jones, Paul Le Mat, Stephen Davies, Aki Aleong

Paths of Glory (1957, Dir. Stanley Kubrick) Kirk Douglas, Adolphe Menjou, Ralph Meeker

Rescue Dawn (2006, Dir. Werner Herzog) Christian Bale, Steve Zahn, Jeremy Davies, Toby Huss

The Wild Geese (1978, Dir. Andrew V. McLaglen) Richard Burton, Roger Moore, Richard Harris, Stewart Granger, Hardy Kruger

 

2000s

Domestic Disturbance (2001, Dir. Harold Becker) John Travolta, Vince Vaughn, Teri Polo

The Duchess (2008, Dir. Saul Dibb) Keira Knightley, Ralph Finnes, Carlotte Rampling, Dominic Cooper

The Hunted (2003, Dir. William Friedkin) Tommy Lee Jones, Benicio Del Toro, Connie Nielson

A Single Man (2009, Dir. Tom Ford) Colin Firth, Julianne Moore, Nicholas Hoult

Stardust (2007, Dir. Matthew Vaughn) Claire Danes, Michelle Pfeiffer, Robert De Niro, Sienna Miller, Ricky Gervais, Jason Flemyng, Rupert Everett, Peter O’Toole, Ian McKellen

Suspect Zero (2004, Dir. E. Elias Merhige) Aaron Eckhart, Ben Kingsley, Carrie-Anne Moss

Team America: World Police (2004, Dir. Trey Parker) Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Wonewiness

 

At Last, You Can Finally Binge on the Entire Substitute Franchise

The Substitute 3: Winner Takes All (1999, Dir. Robert Radler) Treat Williams, Rebecca Staab, Claudia Christian

 

Musicless Musicals

Annie: A Royal Adventure (1995, Dir. Ian Toynton) Ashley Johnson, Joan Collins

Phantom of the Opera (1989, Dir. Dwight H. Little) Robert Englund, Jill Schoelen, Bill Nighy, Alex Hyde-White

 

90s

Affliction (1997, Dir. Paul Schrader) Nick Nolte, Sissy Spacek, James Coburn, Willem Dafoe, Mary Beth Hurt

Body Count (1997, Dir. Kurt Voss) Alyssa Milano, Ice-T, Justin Theroux, Tiny Lister

Can’t Hardly Wait (1998, Dir. Harry Elfont, Deborah Kaplan) Jennifer Love Hewett, Ethan Embry, Charlie Korsmo, Lauren Ambrose, Peter Facinelli, Seth Green, Du Jour

Caught Up (1998, Dir. Darin Scott) Bokeem Woodbine, Cynda Williams, Clifton Powell, Tony Todd, Snoop Dogg, LL Cool J, Jeffrey Combs

The Contender (2000, Dir. Rod Lurie) Gary oldman, Joan Alloen, Jeff Bridges, Christian Slater, Sam Elliott, William Peterson, Saul Rubinek, Philip Baker Hall, Mariel Hemingway

Finding Forrester (2000, Dir. Gus Van Sant) Sean Connery, Rob Brown, F. Murray Abraham, Anna Paquin, Busta Rhymes, April Grace

Galaxy Quest (1999, Dir. Dean Parisot) Tim Allen, Sigourney Weaver, Alan Rickman, Tony Shalhoub, Sam Rockwell, Enrico Colantoni, Missi Pyle

My Name is Joe (1998, Dir. Ken Loach) Peter Mullan, Louise Goodall

Nell (1994, Dir. Michael Apted) Jodie Foster, Liam Neeson, Natasha Richardson, Richard Libertini, Jeremy Davies

Nick of Time (1995, Dir. John Badham) Johnny Depp, Christopher Walken, Charles S. Dutton, Roma Maffia, Marsha Mason, Gloria Reuben, G.D. Spradlin

Romeo Plus Juliet (1996, Dir. Baz Luhrmann) Leonardo DiCaprio, Claire Danes, John Leguizamo, Harold Perrineau, Pete Postlethwaite, Paul Sorvino, Brian Dennehy, Paul Rudd, Vondie Curtis-Hall, Mairiam Margolyes, Jesse Bradford, M. Emmet Walsh

Searching for Bobby Fischer (1993, Dir. Steven Zaillian) Max Pomeranc, Joe Mantegna, Joan Allen, Ben Kingsley, Laurence Fishburne, William H. Macy, Laura Linney, David Paymer

Sleepless in Seattle (1993, Dir. Nora Ephron) Meg Ryan, Tom Hanks, Rob Reiner, Bill Pullman, Rita Wilson

Swimming With Sharks (1994, Dir. George Huang) Frank Whaley, Kevin Spacey, Michelle Forbes, Benicio Del Toro

Top Dog (1995, DIr. Aaron Norris) Chuck Norris, Dog

The Woman Chaser (1999, Dir. Robinson Devor) Patrick Warburton, Eugene Roche

 

Unnecessary Sequels Featuring Future “Mad Men” Cast Members

Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights (2004, Dir. Guy Ferland) Diego Luna, Sela Ward, John Slattery, January Jones, Patrick Swayze

 

80s

Annie (1982, Dir. John Huston) Albert Finney, Carol Burnett, Bernadette Peters, Aileen Quinn, Tim Curry, Geoffrey Holder, Edward Hermann

Big Top Pee-Wee (1988, Dir. Randal Kleiser) Paul Reubens, Penelope Ann Miller, Kris Kristofferson, Valeria Golino, Susan Tyrrell

Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure (1989, Dir. Stephen Herek) Keanu Reeves, Alex Winter, George Carlin, Bernie Casey, Dan Shor, Jane Wiedlin, Al Leong

Days of Thunder (1990, Dir. Tony Scott) Tom Cruise, Nicole Kidman, Robert Duvall, Randy Quaid, Cary Elwes, Michael Rooker, John C. Reilly, Fred Dalton Thompson, Caroline Williams

Dirty Dancing (1987, Dir. Emile Ardolino) Jennifer Grey, Patrick Swayze, Jerry Orbach, Cynthia Rhodes, Corners in Which to Put Baby

Ernest Saves Christmas (1988, Dir. John R. Cherry III) Jim Varney

Fat Man and Little Boy (1989, Dir. Roland Joffe) Paul Newman, Dwight Schultz, Bonnie Bedelia, John Cusack, Laura Dern, John C. McGinley, Natasha Richardson

From the Hip (1987, Dir. Bob Clark) Judd Nelson, Elizabeth Perkins, John Hurt, Darren McGavin, David Alan Grier, Allan Arbus, Ray Walston

A Room with a View (1986, Dir. James Ivory) Helena Bonham Carter, Julian Sands, Daniel Day-Lewis, Maggie Smith, Judi Dench, Denholm Elliott, Rupert Graves

Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986, Dir. Leonard Nimoy) William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, DeForest Kelley, James Doohan, Walter Koenig, Nichelle Nichols, George Takei, Catherine Hicks, Brock Peters, Whales

Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989, Dir. William Shatner) William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, DeForest Kelley, James Doohan, Walter Koenig, Nichelle Nichols, George Takei, David Warner, God?

 

Parodies of Stuff

Another Gay Movie (2006, Dir. Todd Stephens) Graham Norton, Scott Thompson, Lypsinka, Richard Hatch

Don’t Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood (1996, Dir. Paris Barclay) Shawn Wayans, Marlon Wayans, Tracey Jones

 

Westerns

Gunfight at the O.K. Corral (1957, Dir. John Sturges) Burt Lancaster, Kirk Douglas, Rhonda Fleming, Jo Van Fleet, John Ireland

High Noon (1952, Dir. Fred Zinnemann) Gary Cooper, Thomas Mitchell, Lloyd Bridges, Grace Kelly, Otto Kruger, Lon Chaney Jr.

Shane (1953, Dir. George Stevens) Alan Ladd, Jean Arthur, Van Heflin, Jack Palance, Ben Johnson

The Sons of Katie Elder (1965, Dir. Henry Hathaway) John Wayne, Dean Martin, Martha Hyer, Earl Holiman, Jeremy Slate, George Kennedy, Dennis Hopper

Tombstone (1993, Dir. George p. cosmatos) Val Kilmer, Kurt Russell, Bill Paxton, Michael Biehn, Sam Elliott, Dana Delany, Powers Boothe, Stephen Lang, Jason Priestly, Billy Zane, Joanna Pacula, Charleton Heston, Michael Rooker, Thomas Haden Church, John Corbett, Robert John Burke

The Trail (2013, Dir. William Parker) Jasmin Jandreau

True Grit (1969, Dir. Henry Hathaway) John Wayne, Glen Campbell, Kim Darby, Jeremy Slate, Robert Duvall, Dennis Hopper

 

It’s Hilarious When Everyone Thinks Gerard Depardieu is Fucking His Underage Daughter

My Father the Hero (1994, Dir. Steve Miner) Gerard Depardieu, Katherine Heigl, Dalton James, Lauren Hutton, Stephen Tobolowsky

 

70s

The Gambler (1974, Dir. Karel Reisz) James Caan, Paul Sorvino, Lauren Hutton, Burt Young

Hit! (1973, Dir. Sidney J. Furie) Billy Dee Williams, Richard Pryor

Kramer vs. Kramer (1979, Dir. Robert Benton) Dustin Hoffman, Meryl Streep, Justin Henry, Jane Alexander

The Parallax View (1974, Dir. Alan J. Pakula) Warren Beatty, Paula Prentiss, William Daniels, Hume Cronyn

 

Classics

An Affair to Remember (1957, Dir. Leo McCarey) Cary Grant, Deborah Kerr

Breakfast at Tiffany’s (1961, Dir. Blake Edwards) Audrey Hepburn, George Peppard, Patricia Neal, Buddy Epson, Martin Balsam, Wickey Wooney

Hatari! (1962, Dir. Howard Hawks) John Wayne, Hardy Kruger, Red Buttons

The Producers (1968, Dir. Mel Brooks) Zero Mostel, Gene Wilder, Dick Shawn, Kenneth Mars, Lee Meredith, Christopher Hewett

Suddenly (1954, Dir. Lewis Allen) Frank Sinatra, Sterling Hayden, James Gleason

 

Teevee

The Blacklist (2013) James Spader

 

Stop Looking at Me Like That, It’s Really Good, At Least for a While

Gilmore Girls (2000-2006) Lauren Graham, Alexis Bledel, Sean Gunn

 

Docs

Agnes Varda: From Here to There (2011) Agnes Varda

The Final Member (2012, Dir. Jonah Bekhor, Zach Math) Penii

Gore Vidal: The United States of Amnesia (2013, Dir. Nicholas D. Wrathall) Gore Vidal, Tim Robbins, David Mamet, Christopher Hitchens, Dick Cavett, Norman Mailer

The Heart of Bruno Wizard (2013, Dir. Elisabeth Rasmussen) Bruno Wizard

Hoop Dreams (1994, Dir. Steve James)

 

 

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